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About the club

Five friends. One table. A Thursday night ritual gone too far.

BTNDC is the Boys Thursday Night Dinner Club. Five friends, one booking a month, and a score out of fifty for every venue we sit down in.

01 / The club

Who we are

We are five very good friends who, although all at a similar stage in life, have five very unique views on food and drink, ranging from the refined and knowledgeable to the fussy and pure uneducated! (We all know who we are talking about.)

The 'Club' started as a nice idea to give some an escape from her indoors 😉, turning into some great nights. But typical of us, it turned into a competition with one another rating the nights, as each venue is chosen in order by each member (somehow it turned out to be in age order!).

Now with five strong-minded, opinionated individuals, let the 'friendly' competition begin 🙈💣

02 / The rules

How it works

01

Each member picks

The venue is chosen in strict rotation, one member to each night. No committee, no veto.

02

We eat, then we score

Every table gets the same treatment: the room, the service and the cooking, marked honestly out of fifty.

03

The scores stack up

Every score feeds the leaderboard. Nothing is adjusted later, and nothing is quietly forgotten.

03 / Diner profiles

The diners

Five opinions, five appetites, and no shortage of evidence.

01

Bilesh

The man who is here, you know

Bilesh, member of the Boys Thursday Night Dinner Club
Typical starter
Scallops
Favourite main
Côte de Boeuf
To finish
Sticky toffee pudding
Favourite beverage
Lager
Most likely to say
"I am here you know!"
Favourite restaurant before BTNDC
Galu
A word on Shaf
The Chef
A word on DC
The Bald Eagle
A word on Mits
"He could sell snow to an Eskimo"
A word on Gally
Taylor Swift! 💃
Most memorable BTNDC meal
Core

02

DC

Scotch with ice……!

DC, member of the Boys Thursday Night Dinner Club
Typical starter
Sweetbreads
Favourite main
Veal Escalope
To finish
Cheesecake, or Port and the obligatory Brandy
Favourite beverage
Tequila. Whisky.
Most likely to say
"Scotch with ice……!"
Favourite restaurant before BTNDC
Joanna's in Crystal Palace
A word on Bilesh
3-1
A word on Shaf
The Best Man
A word on Mits
Long!
A word on Gally
Left Handed
Most memorable BTNDC meal
The Orangery at Rockliffe Hall (not everyone was present)

03

Gally

I'll put this in my memory box……

Gally, member of the Boys Thursday Night Dinner Club
Typical starter
Warm bread and a selection of soft butters, then burrata
Favourite main
Chateaubriand
To finish
Chocolate or the house special
Favourite beverage
Soldera Brunello di Montalcino
Most likely to say
"I'll put this in my memory box……"
Favourite restaurant before BTNDC
Goodman's
A word on Shaf
The Expert. Or The Chauffeur.
A word on DC
The Adventurous
A word on Mits
Loud! 🙈
A word on Bilesh
It's an education!……
Most memorable BTNDC meal
50 Days by Albert Adrià at Café Royal

04

Mits

Who's in charge of your branding?……

Mits, member of the Boys Thursday Night Dinner Club
Typical starter
Burrata
Favourite main
Steak
To finish
Soufflé
Favourite beverage
Bloody Mary
Most likely to say
"Who's in charge of your branding?……" or "Wait!?…… I've lost my……"
Favourite restaurant before BTNDC
Maze Grill
A word on Shaf
The eternal optimist
A word on DC
The runaway
A word on Gally
The dancer
A word on Bilesh
The playboy
Most memorable BTNDC meal
Core

05

Shaf

Well, that was average!

Shaf, member of the Boys Thursday Night Dinner Club
Typical starter
Something fishy!!
Favourite main
Something (red) meaty!!
To finish
Something cheesy!!
Favourite beverage
Gin & Bitter Lemon
Most likely to say
"Well, that was average!"
Favourite restaurant before BTNDC
Somewhere in Cape Town!!……
A word on Bilesh
The Brows
A word on DC
The Quizmaster
A word on Mits
The Maverick
A word on Gally
Suave
Most memorable BTNDC meal
Stovells (not Canvas!)

04 / By the numbers

Where we have eaten

The record, in four useful measures.

109

Venues reviewed

49 / 50

Highest score, Core by Clare Smyth

37.6 / 50

Average score across every venue

15 / 50

Lowest score, and we're still eating out

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The full picture

Start with the leaderboard.

See the leaderboard